Showing posts with label sex toys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex toys. Show all posts

Sunday, January 18, 2015

Calling All Foot Fetish Enthusiasts!


So am my guys know, I get off on some really odd shit.  I just came across this awesome fucking new sex toy and I want you to check it out too! Run over to the Kinky Kingdom Blog and read my post about the Vajankle! I promise you wont be disappointed!
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Saturday, December 20, 2014

No More Excuses!


I know so many of my guys love their toys, but how do you keep snooping eyes away from you toy stash?  Feast your eyes on your new best friend!  This little book I found on a very well known, DIY, craft site, that shall remain nameless, is like the holly grail of sex toy hide and seek!  You could hide this little doozey at the office, in you bedroom, in the bathroom,... I mean who is going to go through a old, boring book?
I know I give my little fuck toys so many assignments to go out and buy toys for us to play with, and so many of you reluctant.  Now you have a new assignment!  Give me a call and I will tell you where you can pick up one of these special books.  Then your scared, sissy ass can go buy that toy you have been longing for.  Consider it an early Christmas present to yourself!  You can thank me later.
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Wednesday, June 25, 2014

The VIVI

Recently I was googling around looking for a hot new toy to fill my never ending sexual desires.  In my hunt, I stumbled upon a little piece of pleasure called the VIVI.  Why did I find this seemingly simple toy so intriguing? Well, not only is it a super amazing vibrator, but it can also be manipulated via the internet.  There are no distance limitations and its portable so it can be played with ANYWHERE! It also has a remote so it can be used out on the town to spice up a hot date.  But wait, there's more!  It also has a music mode that will change the vibration and pulsing patterns to match the beat of your favorite song...I don't know about you but I'm sold.  As if I wasn't already ready to whip out my credit card to pick up this peace of heaven, it also can be charged with a USB so NO MORE BATTERY MALFUNCTIONS! My pussy is tingling with delight!  
Now that I have shared my newest find with you, tell me what hot new toys you have seen.  I love buying new toys and I would LOVE to hear what your favorites are as well!  Talk to ya soon!
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